Scientific Satirists Prints

Research for Spontanious Human Combustion - Thank you for not smoking

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Teenagers!'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Strainspotting

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

So You've Cloned Yourself

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"Doctor. I am speechless"