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'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Sexual chemistry set

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Tic-tac-toe

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'Catch this!'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

Frankenstein egg.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

The Bride of Finkelstein!

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"Just being proactive."

Frankenfish

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'