Scientific Innovation Pillows

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Genetically modified climbers: 'Quick, aren't they?'

larson you're a genius

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

The Jeopardy of Progress

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"Young Frankenstein"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Let's not go by the book.'

2021

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

At the Museum

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Big Bang Theory.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"What's a patent?"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Fear/Knowledge

Albert Einstein

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'