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Maria Sibylla Merian

The Art Student.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Cariactures

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Where Indian ink came from.

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Rapunzel in the Morning

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Super pets.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Apple Pie Abduction

Pastries and Candy

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Honest Vending

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Bubble gum leaves