Scientific Humor Lover Prints

Narcolepsy Research Labora...

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

"It's only a matter of time before we realize that time doesn't exist."

"What year is this?" "A very early one."

Trial/Error

'At the Aeronautics R&D Lab.' A technician blowing on a plane says, 'My asthma is acting up. I hope they fix the wind tunnel soon.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

The Evolution of the Upright Posture.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Teenagers!'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

The Food Chain

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Schrodinger's Black Box

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

She loves to play with string theory.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

PET THEORIES

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

How Glaciations Begin

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!