Scientific Experiments Pillows

Another successful recruitment drive for the Collins University Medical Research Center.

Sunscreen Lab. Whoever creates the best sunscreen formula wins the pool. You all have some skin the game!

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

Alchemist - name and ate unknown: 'At the Transylvania Conference, everyone was claiming to have the philosopher's stone. As chair of the select committee on turning lead into gold, I expect to have conclusive report within a decade or two.'

Although the chances of mislabelling the samples were infinitesimally small, atom went back that night to search for the missing embryo.

"Says here lawyers are next 'cause their DNA's the same."

"I think it's a psychological experiment to see how long it takes to lose your sanity listening to Christmas Carols all day long..."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Young Frankenstein"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Jr. cloning kit

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well