Scientific Drinker Prints

'With just a soupçon of argon.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Wine Lady

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Sexual chemistry set

"Always with the String Theory."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Go ahead and dissect me

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

The drinker.

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

Ginspiration!

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'...Or not.'

"Physician heal thyself."

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

Cocktails and Peacocks

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"Spectrometer! Spectrometer!..."

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

If that's my psychiatrist, I'm not here, but wherever I am, I'm living in the moment. ? ? Ring.

Gin-etic Engineering