Scientific Drinker Prints

'With just a soupçon of argon.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Wine Lady

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Sexual chemistry set

"Always with the String Theory."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

The drinker.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Ginspiration!

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'...Or not.'

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

Cocktails and Peacocks

"Physician heal thyself."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"Spectrometer! Spectrometer!..."

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

Gin-etic Engineering

"You studied something to do with the environment... Do you have a job now?"