Science Prints

"It's my smallpox vaccine scar. . ."

"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."

1715: Newton discovers gravel.

When the predator becomes the prey.

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

"Well, the sooner we get all this lead turned into gold, the sooner we can go home."

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"These medicines all taste pretty good - let's approve them."

'Huh! If only it were that simple.'

'What took you so long?'

"The applications are limitless."

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

The lungs of a man blowing a balloon.

It was a short-cut through the hospital kitchens that Albert was first approached by a member of the antibiotic resistance.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'I forgot the question.'

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

2021

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"My physician prescribed a customized formulation for me."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

"When Dr. Henderson comes in, everybody play dead."

'The GPS eliminates all the guesswork.'

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

Solar Panel

New, Improved Cat

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

"About your cat, Mr. Schrödinger - I have good news and bad news."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

'You're a selfish b***ard, Lewis! Those stem-cell lines were meant for people who've LOST an organ!'

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