Science Snickerer Mugs

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"That's the preacher's dog."

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"Ah - The 'Big Gang' theory."

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."