Science Project Buff Prints

"No one said it couldn't be a working model..."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Albert Einstein

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Apples for sale

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

God Sneezes Out Creation

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.