Science Jokester Prints

"Eureka...it's the 'natural' flavour we've been looking for."

"Here. We promised you a big lab."

"These are cleverer than smart phones. They're graduated cylinders."

Grok's Black Hole Theory

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

'I was only saying to the wife last night professor, this Higgs Boson particle business - what do you make of it?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

"Ah - The 'Big Gang' theory."

"Happy Birthday!"

'My student had the hiccups...'

"Even if designer babies become a reality..."

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.

'Once and for all I want to know what I'm paying for. When the electric company tells me whether light is a wave or a particle, I'll write my check.'

Genetic researcher to kid: 'No, I'm not exactly the lifeguard of the gene pool.'

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

'Apfelbaum has a theory that multicellular life began with tailgating.'

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

"I've invented a cologne that makes cow smell like humans, so mosquitoes are attracted to cows."

Schrödinger's cat

Bacterial Culture

"I keep thinking I'm a noble gas."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

"Should we add sodium to hydrogen?"

"Remember saying 'well cheerio chaps, have fun'...?"

"I'm working on my pet theory."

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

"Our scientists may have discovered that we once had extra body parts."

The First In-Law of Thermodynamics.