Science Critic Prints

'See here, you've no right to treat these people as human guinea pigs!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Reading my Critics

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

UK border controls relaxed.

Oligarchy

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Trump Poutine

George Orwell

Trump secret police

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Why do you hate the media?