Science Activism Gifts

'All this talk about global warming...pah! I mean, where's the evidence?'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Welcome to the future"

They're Not Just That Into It

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I love you too, big guy."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Changing Minds

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Steamed vegetables."

Just Stop Boil

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Save the unicorn.

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Giant Snowflake.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Advances in Third World Healthcare

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

Climate Change

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

"That's an everblue."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Anywhere but here

Save Mars

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."