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"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Robotic Man

"You left this on our ship."

Ascent of Machine.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

The flies have landed.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Time Machine Collision

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."