Sci-fi Satirist Prints

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

"Your clone, Melford, has come of work age – you must now leave."

Post future today

"Oh no, is this the 'Zoo on Another Planet' dream again?"

"Lady Jar-Jar."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that James Carville was one of us.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Shrinking beggar.

"With the downturn in your housing market Earth Scum! We would like to buy your planet!"

"These Earthlings Are Huge!"

HP Sauce/HP Lovecraft

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."