Sci-fi Satire Seekers Mugs

The covid-19 Monster

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

So You've Cloned Yourself

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Lab rat dreams.

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

"Well this didn't happen in the clinical trials."

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

Grown for Flavour

"This could be a boon to mankind, especially - once we take out a patent on it - the mankind in this laboratory."

'Take us to your lead.'

'After hours at the piano lab.'

HP Sauce/HP Lovecraft

The History of GM Food