Schoolwork Skeptic Prints

"Are you sure giving us all these homework assignments is data-driven?"

'Please Miss is it a camel with one hump?'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Serious Putty

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

Study more to pass more tests.

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'

"If you need help with your homework ask your father...and he'll ask me."

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."

"Who gives you homework?"

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'