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"I'll never understand grown ups. They make you go back to school the day after New Year, then wonder what causes post-holiday doldrums."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"It's going to be one of those days."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

"It's been a stressful school year."

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

"An answer is crossing my mind ... it just hasn't made it all the way across yet."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"