Schoolhouse Pro Pillows

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Could I ask just one question?"

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Classroom.