School System Survivor Mugs

Teacher Burnout

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"It's going to be one of those days."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'I know Lazarus software retrieves lost data, but I don't think it helps when your dog eats your homework.'

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

'Straying from the subject, Danny, is not distance learning.'

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'