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'What am I doing? Crossing out ADD excuses my teachers aren't buying.'

Computer Room.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

Child finding school too hard.

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

Gone for Broke College

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

"My dad ate my homework."