School Sports Day Prints

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'A room with a bath please - the school shower is broken.'

'I'm doing this just to show my daughter there's no harm in losing.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

The best PE teacher in the World.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

Snail Racing

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

I drive, therefore I am.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Luggage Mom

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Swimming Champion.

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

'We're still crazy then ...'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

Sports Day at the Monastery

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'It's not fair, Bill has stuck the bails on with chewing gum...'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

School Open.

'The egg and spoon was a DISASTER they eat ALL the eggs!'

'But I couldn't run in front Dad - I didn't know the way!'

For most, the day before school started was considered Labor Day. For Stewie's mom however, it had always been considered Independence Day.

'Just take your time, Sweetheart. Remember, it's not a race.'

Gingerbread man wins school sports day race.

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'-and if it goes to a photo-finish we won't stand a chance!'