School Snack Specialist Prints

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

Hungry child

Chez Nous Menu

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Jewish Geometry

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

Making healthy eating bearable.

"In da house"

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

Christmas Canapes

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

Food Pyramid

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"Guac-A-Mole"

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."