School Send-off Specialist Prints

'We're broke and tired, but the kids are finally off to school.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

School trip little porters.

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"Did you pack your own bags?"

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"And now, we embark on a new chapter..."

'Actually, this is my vacation. I'm a substitute teacher.'

"You must be doing something wrong ... none of your work has any gold stars on it."

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

Anyhow, thanks for listening, Rudy. It's part of the job. I guess you're right: the move to 3rd grade is a big one. There are lots of changes. You've just got to roll with it. And buy a new video game console? It eases any transition. How did you get to be so smart? Playing lots of video games.

The students of boa junior high suddenly realized that a year end field trip to the amusement park probably wasn't such a good idea

'$1500,00 for two weeks in Florida, and nobody's even noticed my tan!'

'I hope you realize Simkins that you have now had the best years of your life...'

'Remember sweetheart, act natural.'

"We'll be catering the school dance!"

"Sometimes I think they're worse than the students on the last day of school."

'The school run.'

Why not come and work for me? I can't dad, I've got to stay in school until I'm eighteen!

'I can't wait to lave school - just think, no more mistakes for sixty years...'

Kids Nowadays.

'Look what your kids have done, Headmaster, and I only bent down to tie my shoelace.'

'I don't have to worry about report cards any more. . .I just resigned.'

Father sees son blowing raspberry in wing mirror

'I wish every teacher came with a warning label.'

Back to school

"I have a classroom full of rude, undisciplined rowdies! I hate parent-teacher night!"

"That's Kevin, my security-guy."

Children leaving zoo with chimp

Mother Quiet Zone

"Good grief it's Carstairs, we went to school together, what do you do these days?"