School Semester Start Prints

'She's taking Chinese and algebra this semester. Go on, Francine, speak a little algebra for them...'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Evil Exams!

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

I love PE.

"Finally...school starts next week."

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Don't you hate...

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'Good, bad dog!'

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

The Month of August

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

The First Day Back

Welcome back students.

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

School Days