School Science Fair Mugs

'Wow, I see my diet detour school project works! The science fair will se so cool this year!'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"Sara, we're shutting down your energy efficient home display until Andy's volcano is dormant again."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Face painting by numbers.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

PROBLEM AREAS

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

It's 9pm and now you tell me you need a human for a school science project tomorrow?

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

"When I was young, we used bottles, rocks and toothpicks for our school science projects."

Science FAir. Vegetable Growth Rate. The winning entry studied how fast vegetables grow. "Clock the beet."

"Oh, now you tell me!"

"C'mon, who am I trying to kid? 'The Wheel'...they'll never buy it."