School Rule-breaker Gifts

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention