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Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"It's a mobile."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"He's my school project for science class."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

Whiskey wars

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"A homeless person ate my homework."

Hourglass Dumptruck

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'