School Program Developer Prints

'We ran into a glitch developing this new student data transfer program. It works well but we can't agree on a suitable acronym.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Computer Bore

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

The DaVinci Code

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Robotic Man

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Back to work...

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Mozart on a computer,

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Friday

Working Late

Barcode Dreams

Driverless cars rage.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Kitchen Tetris

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

I should probably get out more.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Gadget geek.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'