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"No, we can't go in camera just because you want to use foul language."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"Moulting"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"So how did the rest of the team respond to your promotion?"

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Pecking order.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

Viva Belarus!

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Obama punishing Assad

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"