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"No, we can't go in camera just because you want to use foul language."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"Moulting"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"So how did the rest of the team respond to your promotion?"

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Pecking order.

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Viva Belarus!

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Obama punishing Assad

Midterm election s results