School Night Warriors Pillows

"SUch stupid answers on this assignment! You should have helped him a little!"

Computer Room.

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

The modern generation!

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"My dad ate my homework."

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

Parent/Teacher conjugation

"But there are no naps in the first grade."

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

'As it's your first day Frobisher, I feel I should warn you that the pupils can be a bit of a handful!'

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

I just can't take it anymore!

"Hi, Honey, so how's the new teaching job going?"

"I hate how my Mom is so cheerful my first day back to school."

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

Girl to mom about report card: 'Second grade is hard because all of my training was in the first grade.'

'I feel like a boxer. Every time I hear the bell ring, I come out fighting for the students' attention.'

"Give me a hug!"

At home with the movie-wreckers

'It's so cruel the way they break it to you, Not, 'school starts tomorrow', but 'tonight's a school night','