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"If Smithers doesn't hurry, we'll have a right royal accident."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Boys at Leisure

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

Prom 2020

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

"I'm starting to think being class clown was a bad career move."

Billy Bunter - Greyfriar's School 2007.

'I like my history teacher. He's kind of old and I think he lived through much of the history he's teaching.'

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

"Yeah, I get the same thing. Walked four miles to school in the snow....I guess there weren't any cars of busses when our parents were our age!"

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."