School Meeting Aficionados Pillows

"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Your son's web presence doesn't make up for his truancy."

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

PTA Meeting Tonight: Parents,Teachers,Attorneys

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

"I'm hungry anyone else?"

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'I would like to re-hear the idea we re-hashed before the re-jection.'

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

"Not a 'Stand-In,' Aaaron. I'm a 'Substitute teacher."

I will not peek at my phone during parent-teacher conference....

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

Prefect.

"My grades will get better. I discovered some potentially embarrassing things about my teacher."

'My teacher has nerves of steel, but that's not strong enough.'

"The staff at this school just seem like family to me."

'Lot was told to take his wife and daughter and flee from Sodom.'

"Sammy, where is your tail? Go check the lost and found."

"They replaced all the soda with bottled water!"

Sex Education Class - "Today in class I'll be explaining where your babies come from."

"I always enjoy these school re-unions"

Class of 1985 Reunion in 2020