School Lunch Rebel Mugs

"You know, everybody says cafeteria food is good for nothing...but I disagree."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Computer Class.

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

"Timmy, no matter your clothing or counting, school is not prison."

'No matter how much historical research was done, Roger, students who lead juntas have to be disciplined.'

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."