School Life Observer Mugs

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

Class Rules

"Boys and girls,...may I call you boys and girls?"

"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

The new boy was teased for being different.

"Talk about a bad day. It was take your child to work day and my Dad's the school principal."

"We have a lot in common. You're an academic, and I flunked kindergarten. We'll both never get out of school!"

"I lost my computer homework and used Kevin's as a backup."

"Mr. Smythe, Billy Brownell is here for his anti-bullying counseling session."

"He's only got 2 brain cells and one of those is on the blink."

"Baldo, I haven't seen you at school."

"Sorry, but you can only plead the fifth if you understand fractions."

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

'I made the Valentine's Day card on the school computer especially for you. Enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame.'

'May I carry your flash drive to school for you Emily?'

"I tried talking to the principal about what I’d be teaching next semester, but he kept changing the subject."

'I don't get it - How can answers on a MATH TEST be politically incorrect?'

"All right, Sam, but by grade three, they should definitely be able to read."

"Answer your question? You mean in real time?"

"With the new video cameras, we no longer need hall monitors, Billy."

Schoolboy asking his gradfather to put his hat on straight in order to impress an older boy

A School Girl and Teacher.

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"It's his emotional support animal."

'In general, do the right thing.'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

You trip on it, you buy it.

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

"I'm sure your students understand it was your first day, Tom... besides, seeing a man cry doesn't have the stigma it once did!"

Will Kill For Food