School Janitor Prints

"All right, Sam, but by grade three, they should definitely be able to read."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Not guilty?"

Caution signs.

Whittler's Mother.

Night-shift entrance

TV and cleaner

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

Lazy plumber.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Clearing the castle's moat.

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

'I hate my life.

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."