School Humor Admirers Pillows

Test Tomorrow: No Books Or Apps - Just Bring Your Brain

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

'How do you like that? We just get through the alphabet and she starts hauling in the heavy artillery!'

Billy strip: help with homework.

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

Teacher's pet dog

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

"If it really is a smartphone, why are my grades still lousy?"

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

"OK, who can tell me why it's important to know stuff."

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'