School Hero Appreciator Prints

'Before we adjourn, let's remember our brave men and women on the front lines keeping the peace each day...our bus drivers.'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

PROBLEM AREAS

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"She's a high grade teacher."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"We moved here for the schools."

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

'Right lad, now it's my turn for free expression . . . (I wish!)'

I must not erase major breakthroughs....

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

Pandemic-parenting

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"

''Excellent','excellent','a delight' - for heaven's sake, don't you ever feel like rebelling a bit?'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

'What'd you learn today?'

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Mike, did you just call me the B-Word, you fatherless good-for-nothing piece of excrement?'

Welcome to summer school.