School Debate Tournament Mugs

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Now that's a win."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

A young positivist.

Healthcare declaration

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

Tree of Public Opinion.

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"Hey...Didn't we build that?"

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."