School Concerts Mugs

'Look see? There's viola! Don't look right at her!'

A Symphony of Penguins

Robert Fripp

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Cimafunk

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Rhapsody in Blue.

Felix Mendelssohn

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Anna Calvi

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

George Michael

I love my Timpani

"This next one's another oldie."

Yearbook

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Taking a peek at the audience

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Allegro con molto espresso

Elvis Presley

'Man, times have changed.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Piano Recital

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."