School Complainer T-Shirts

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Computer Class.

"Whine and cheezed party."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

#notblessed

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

"Frankly, I can't really understand why my husband would be referred to as a "Domestic Cat": he does nothing around the house..."

'This decaf's lousy.'

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"In what way do you feel you have been unfairly treated?"

"Is it always so cloudy?"

Bob's whine cellar.

'What the hell good are new federal regulations if they don't have teeth?'

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

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