School Commuter Prints

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"Look, I gotta go...traffic's getting a little crazy."

"I missed the bus, so I'm calling Uber."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Touring Cyclist

Packed like sardines

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Is Driving Doomed?

Commutobile

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Laughing Zone Ahead

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

I hate monday mornings.