School Community Advocate Pillows

'Being a principal of an inner-city school is a demanding job. My single most important priority is to lower the drop-out rate for students... and teachers alike.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

Staff Yearbook

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

Highschool sign.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'So feared her prince may turn back into a frog so she went to college and earned a degree in finance, just in case.'

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

Gold versus Knowledge

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Good writing is good thinking

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'