School Committee Whiz Prints

'I nominated you for class mother elections and you won.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

'Ed here has some sort of problem with his membership on the visitation committee, Reverend.'

"I'm going to the school board meeting."

'So, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, the financial report is approved.'

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

"This wasn't the kind of budget cuts I had in mind."

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

"He came to conquer the planet, but first he wants to get his feet wet by serving on a school board."

'You call yourself a steering committee?!'

'I forget. Is this a committee meeting, a sub-committee meeting, a steering committee...'

'Your first tie-breaking vote?'

'If they have been 'throwing money away at the schools' they certainly have been missing this place.'

'You don't think you were a bit harsh on that school?'

'It's from the Security Council of the PTA!'

"The head will see you now."

'Take this mission statement back to the committee and tell them to rework it. I'd like it to mention education.'

"I think we really need to review our tracking policy, Mr. Corello!"

"No, we can't go in camera just because you want to use foul language."

"I'm running for mayor, senator and school board!"

'My teachers have offered to cover the fine as long as you take me out of school.'

"I'm running for class president. They're going to run a background check on you."

Modern Native American Names

'I hope 'intelligent design' isn't added in schools because it would mean more homework.'

'Our school cuts are getting serious.'

"What's your position on Brussels Sprouts in the lunch line?"

"I was our high school's only class president that was impeached."