School Comics Appreciators Mugs

"Your child gives one hundred percent effort each week, but at the rate of twenty percent per day."

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Footballer and Bacteria.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'I can understand you getting upset when they make fun of your little arms, but eating your classmates is not the answer.'

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

"Luke, I'm not your father."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

A headmaster in the stocks covered in rotten eggs.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

"Hi! I'm on the ship!"

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

"The four seasons? Easy. Pepper, Salt, Mustard and Vinegar!"

'Best bear dog I ever had.'

'Ready for your performance review?'

Ah the pleasant afternoons King Dunwoody spent in the fields with his famed hunting gnat.

Ringlets Hairstyle

'I did have an eventful day at school, but nothing, in my opinion, to write home about.'

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

'I do know the capital of France. It's the letter 'F'!'

"Yes, sir, we do specialise in lisp treatment..."

There's always one.

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

Why super heroes don't need moving vans when they relocate.

"Wait for it ..."