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'The slogan is no child left behind.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

The lesser of two evils.

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

A Cumulonim-bus

Social distancing

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

"I'm not good with letters."

Birthday Bus

"This is too much homework, Ms. Fraily. We're only allowed one carry-on on the bus."

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

'Don't I even get a chance to put my spin on it?'

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

'And there goes the school window...'

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."

"I'll be home late today Mum, we've got Biology"

"I've about had it with Math. Yesterday the teacher said that 3 and 4 made seven. . . today she said 5 and 2 did!"

First Day of School

"When I said you can learn at your own pace, I meant within the school year!"

'My lab partner wants a prenuptial agreement!'

'I had a lot of fun at school today...there was a hostile take over in the cafeteria.'

'Please Miss, I know what comes before 8. My school bus!'

'I'm going to school. I'll call you as soon as I learn something.'

"Quick! Countless damsels await!"