School Break Seeker Prints

"I need a gap year."

'Court's in recess!'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Summertime

Happy holidays for kids.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

Alone in the great blue sea at last, Professor Hoehns comes to know panic firsthand.

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

'Don't I even get a chance to put my spin on it?'

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

Kid in bed to mom: How come third graders don't get a personal day?

"They sent me home from school for three months, but don't worry. They sent everyone home."

We've agreed - no laptops.

'I see the kids have 'broken-up' for the school holidays!'

"Quick! Countless damsels await!"

'My homework? Why, at home.'

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

"What good is a snow day on a holiday? That's like having a birthday on Christmas!"

'Lady Godiva won't be riding today -- she went to Florida for Spring Break.'

"Don't you have a big test tomorrow?"

"I'm lactose-intolerant, so can I say 'beans' instead?"

'Six hours of school, one hour of homework... I don't need letters in my soup!'

"Study, study, study. It really tires me out."

'There they go...mentally shredding.'

'42 days school holidays, it's inhuman!'

Lincoln Middle School: Parents, you only have 23 days to re-civilize your kids...

"I've been fired from my last five jobs."