Scholar Support Mugs

'We need to start working more closely to try to improve these grades. Do you have my office number?'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Continuing education.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Scenes we'd most like to see...

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

Couple

Pinara fund

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

Student Debt

Parents teacher conference.

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

Roads Scholar

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."