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"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

The Bookworm

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

K9 Literati

Wikipedia...

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Have you been working out?"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Read that last part back to me.'

Too big to fail

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

Romans.

'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

Petrarch

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Brain Power

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

"Question authority"

Lowbrow Lolita

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Francois Rabelais

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."