Scheduler Extraordinaire Mugs

'Well I could fit you in at two fifteen for some affectionate conversation, how does your day look?'

'When would work for you?'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Worker ant's To Do list.

Travelogue

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"Can you come look under my bed? It seems like a complete waste of storage space."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Never ending to do list

Early Tech Support

'Hold me!'

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

Outstanding Time Management

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Your three o'clock moved to two o'clock, your two o'clock moved to one o'clock, and your one o'clock said you're fired."

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

'The details of the company's new management plan are being worked out.'

"No, you can't see Mr. Smith without an appointment! But I can make you an appointment to make an appointment!"